THESE ARE KRISTIN’S PARENTS, READYING YOU FOR TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Kristin’s Mom, AKA ROSE, is now running the Everyone Is Gay Store. The next five people to order ANYTHANG will get a note from her, written in total mom-writing. Let the hilarity ensue.
2. ALL ORDERS OVER $5 THAT ARE PLACED IN OUR STORE BEFORE MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY JULY 27TH GET A FREE PAIR OF EVERYONE IS GAY SUNGLASSES. Kristin’s Dad, AKA PETE, is dutifully modeling the wares.
“YOU GUYS. HAHAHAHAHA MY PARENTS THO.” -Kristin
Very late reblog but like… MY PARENTS YOU GUYS. HAHHAHA. ps: free glasses for only five more hours! Eeee!