December 2011
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Alyson's New Year's Resolutions
reverendrusso:
1. kill arnold schwarzenegger
2. win nobel peace prize
3. turn my hands into ice cream cones at least once
4. give obama a boner
5. eat more candy
6. say the word ‘fuck’ more often
7. discover a new planet
8. become mexican
9. become an indian chief
10. become an eskimo
11. become asian
12. get some swag
13. die
14. train a dolphin to butt fuck a whale
“Sometimes it seems like we’re all in some kind of prison, and the crime is how...”
– Angela Chase, My So-Called Life quote of the day. (via iamlightyear)
“Worrying is praying for the things you don’t want.”
– my yoga teacher
WatchDannielle was driving when we made our IndieGoGo goal, so I just received this response via text message.
She was so excited she couldn’t even manage to get the phone right-side-up.
