January 2011
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Dec 29th
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Remember that time...
Pat Robertson blamed the blizzard on gay people and also said,  ”I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?” #HAHAHAHAHA …Really, though, what ARE those straight people doing here?! 
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Kristin Says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is real: PAJAMA JEANS If this isn’t a holiday present, I don’t know what is.  Merry Christmas.
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“the devil is inside my parents cat.”
– the encyclopedia might as well be the source because its fucking true and i’m going to die. fuck. she was just STARING AT ME without saying a WORD while i was getting two RICE CAKES. what the fuck you want bitch.  (via insomnialy)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Listendannielle: reservationatdorsia: Mariah Carey |...
Dec 21st
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WatchWatch
dannielle: Video for work. COMPLETE WITH A HOLIDAY SONG I WROTE. I AM A POP STAR. also…win some stuff: http://bit.ly/bobWinterComp It’s colder now, then it was before. #lyricalgenius
Dec 21st
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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>: another cruise ship filled with fucking idiots.... →
insomnialy: HERE WE GO AGAIN…. apparently, and when i say apparently i mean, fucking obviously there were weather conditions that bumped into this ship. first of all, you’re in the fucking atlantic ocean. in the dead of winter. what do you expect? another troubled cruise ship. it’s like spamcation all… HAHAHAHAHAHA DIRTGIRL.
Dec 14th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dannielle and Kristin talk taxes
Dannielle: i basically cheat the fuck out of my taxes every year b/c i get paid under the table so often, so like... i got this.
Kristin: im going to cheat you under the table.
Dannielle: i'm going to table your cheats.
Kristin: IM GOING TO TABLE YOUR CLEATS.
Dannielle: I'M GOING TO PLAY SOCCER.
Kristin: #youwin #canimakeoutwiththesoccermomthough #akamarylouiseparkerviaweeds #eventhoughnoneofthekidsplayedsoccer
Dannielle: That sounds fair.
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Someone tweeted me about this conversation, and I had NO IDEA it was on the internet so I panicked and thought that I was turning into Natalie Portman via Black Swan. Then I was reminded that all of my life is subject to viewing by the internet public at large. Tada!
Dec 11th
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“Most people find it difficult to grasp that whatever they like to do sexually...”
– Gayle Rubin, ‘Thinking Sex’
Dec 5th
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“The best part of a relationship, is getting to call the person, or lay down next...”
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Dec 2nd
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